FRIENDS....THERE ARE TWO KINNA PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD...ONE U LIKE AND THE REMAINING PROVE TO BE RUINOUS FOR YOU. THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE WHO I HATED AS HELL AND FOR THEM THIS HILARIOUS POEM HAS BEEN CREATED...COZ THEY WERE ALSO THE PART OF MY LIFE...






GET OUT OF MY LIFE…

U are a symbol of loathe; u have ruined years of our both…
My friends are selective but u r exclusive…
In which way u think; u call red a pink ….
Years have passed ; all the things have changed ..
But my dear u and ur thoughts will go with ur head…

U think u are someone big; u are no more than a pig …
U have spoiled life of my friends. when u will change this trend..
Go get the shit away from my life and stop ur f***ing fife!!!
U can not give anyone a single perk; u are really gigantic jerk….

U don’t have a soul; god also has made foul ….
U have worst stink and u r a whimp…
Never show me ur face, plz never fart and generate that gas…
U are the unique; so I worry abt ur pair…
Because girls use to laugh at u by seeing ur hair….

Thank u very much for doing all the help… Now plz throw ur advices on the shelf…
I wander why u r here; u should be there at the paradise my dear…
Now let me give u a push; so I can send u beside George bush..
Plz let me live my life or I do have a knife .

U know why I am angry; I wish u should be there on screen wearing lingerie …
Why should I worry about u ; I think I have not left any clue….
Oh clock is ticking and it’s nine ; Again this stupid has wasted my time…

FRIENDS...IN THIS POEM I HAVE TRIED TO ELABORATE HOW I WAS IN THE YOUNGER AGE AND HOW MY CONCEPTIONS WERE...

I WAS WRONG
Erstwhile I had an idea of my own
Stubborn and potbellied were my thoughts
Insulated with meshwork of my rigid rules
Always wanted to be flamboyant,cynosuring and shiny that I was not
Always wanted to get the things I didn’t deserve
Actually I didn’t know who I was

Gigantic mistake that I made was so palpable
That I was erased from the mind of the god
I was stifled I was burned I was sorry for what I had done
I proposed deity to become protagonist in the journey
In the room there was eternal shine
I looked in the mirror and it showed face of “MINE”

I HAVE WRITTEN THIS POEM WHEN A GIRL REFUSED TO MY FRIEND'S PROPOSAL.HE WAS SO SAD AND SO WAS I. I HAVE TRIED TO SAY SOME OF WHAT MY FRIEND WOULD HAVE FELT AT THAT TIME.I DEDICATE THIS POEM TO MY FRIEND



I THOUGHT YOU WERE MINE


Ecstatic it was when I saw you
I was completely lost in the streams of thoughts
You were right infront of me all the time
No matter how I survived and won that battle
But I was not gallant enough to be there in that ambience

I abandoned and I lost
I thought you were mine
Melancholy it was for me to decide
To choose you or to choose life
I thought you were mine.

STINKING POLITICS

Lotus has remained only in the AC
Lalu says sabki aisi ki taisi
Elephant seems like a lame
Punja is run by ma’m

Situation is now cabalistic
And I am no more optimistic
For the coalition of the parties
They always use fevistick !!!!

Congress and BJP all are same
On their faces there is no shame
For them country is just a game
You can’t find luxuries under their names

What is the fate of our bharat ma
I am in dilemma
This time also:
Food, shelter and cloth
This is what I loathe

They always cagmag
Cash is in their bags
They don’t even work for god
They all are dogs

A FRIEND

A FRIEND

AFTER ALL THE DRUDGERIES OF THE WORLD
I WANTED TO SEE A FACE
AFTER ALL THE HARANGUESES OF THE WORLD
I WANTED TO SEE A FACE

WITH WHOM I CAN BE MYSELF
WITH WHOM I AM NO MORE PUPPET OF A WORLD
I TRIED TOO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THE FACE
I MISSED THE MARK
I WAS THERE IN THE SKY;
INSULATED WITH A SPIDERWEBS OF FAILURES.
I GOT A BOLT FROM THE BLUE
I TURNED,
AND HAD FOGGY GLIMPSES OF A SPY
THE ADOLESCENT GAVE ME A SENSE OF DÉJÀ VU

U TURNED THE FACE
AND THE FRAGRANCE OF FRIENDSHIP WAS THERE IN THE AIR

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